"Choose lobster. Choose rosemary garlic polenta cake. Choose gyoza, ramen, salmon roe, salmon, sashimi, sushi, "pseu-shi." Choose pizza. Choose pasta, pasta with pesto, pasta with peas. Choose ravioli. Choose coffee. Choose tea. Choose tea eggs. Choose Bacon Ranch Fries. Choose cupcake, cheesecake, cake, pie, pi, tart, cookies ... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got TasteSpotting?"